Harry potter book, Revenge of the Sith, Liar Liar quotes
Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince To be released July 16th, 2005
the book has already been released in Great Britain (UK).
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith will be in movie theaters May 19th, 2005
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire will be in theaters November 18th, 2005
Liar Liar Quotes Link to more...:
Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana: Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede?
Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.
Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma. [puckers up]
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins.
Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lyme. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! SLUT!
Miranda: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
Audrey: Where were you?
Fletcher: Having sex.
Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone VERY special.
Fletcher: No, see - that's the thing... I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal.
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher: Yes I could. Bum: Well, will you?
Fletcher: No.
Bum: Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
Fletcher: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!
Quotes from the Matrix:
Matrix quotes on the IMDB
Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
the book has already been released in Great Britain (UK).
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith will be in movie theaters May 19th, 2005
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire will be in theaters November 18th, 2005
Liar Liar Quotes Link to more...:
Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana: Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede?
Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.
Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma. [puckers up]
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins.
Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lyme. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! SLUT!
Miranda: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
Audrey: Where were you?
Fletcher: Having sex.
Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone VERY special.
Fletcher: No, see - that's the thing... I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal.
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher: Yes I could. Bum: Well, will you?
Fletcher: No.
Bum: Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
Fletcher: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!
Quotes from the Matrix:
Matrix quotes on the IMDB
Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
posted by Bayard @ 2:54 PM
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