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It's gettin' pretty gay in here, some girl better take off her shirt.
- Jake Adams

Dang, back in Montana we drive Ford, Chevy, or Dodge, we ain't got any Mercedes Benz, just AMERICAN cars.

- Montanan in California (Bayard)

Men can either think with their balls or their brains--Not both.
- Bayard