Quotes. . from that 70's show
Red Forman: If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, "Thank You. And God Bless America."
posted by Bayard @ 4:46 PM
Monday, January 31, 2005
Lethal Device Website
Today I finally starting laying out the website that Phil paid me a few months ago to create.
Pages: Photos, the band, music/mp3s, lyrics, shows
Other ideas: news,
Scrollbar red on black/black on red.
CSS style sheet for the right font sizes, etc verdana or times.
Can combine CSS with javascript so that links change color on Mouseover.
Experiment with other fonts that would look cool for a logo!
Band sites with good design elements:
lessthanjake.com - text, colors, logo
reel-big-fish.com - graphics!!!
Pages: Photos, the band, music/mp3s, lyrics, shows
Other ideas: news,
Scrollbar red on black/black on red.
CSS style sheet for the right font sizes, etc verdana or times.
Can combine CSS with javascript so that links change color on Mouseover.
Experiment with other fonts that would look cool for a logo!
Band sites with good design elements:
lessthanjake.com - text, colors, logo
reel-big-fish.com - graphics!!!
posted by Bayard @ 3:37 PM
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Friday, January 21, 2005
German Swear Words
Du fauler Sack
You lazy bastard.
Scheiße
crap/shipoop
Hundeschiss
Dog shit
After
anus
You lazy bastard.
Scheiße
crap/shipoop
Hundeschiss
Dog shit
After
anus
posted by Bayard @ 2:58 PM
Harry potter book, Revenge of the Sith, Liar Liar quotes
Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince To be released July 16th, 2005
the book has already been released in Great Britain (UK).
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith will be in movie theaters May 19th, 2005
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire will be in theaters November 18th, 2005
Liar Liar Quotes Link to more...:
Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana: Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede?
Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.
Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma. [puckers up]
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins.
Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lyme. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! SLUT!
Miranda: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
Audrey: Where were you?
Fletcher: Having sex.
Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone VERY special.
Fletcher: No, see - that's the thing... I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal.
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher: Yes I could. Bum: Well, will you?
Fletcher: No.
Bum: Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
Fletcher: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!
Quotes from the Matrix:
Matrix quotes on the IMDB
Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
the book has already been released in Great Britain (UK).
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith will be in movie theaters May 19th, 2005
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire will be in theaters November 18th, 2005
Liar Liar Quotes Link to more...:
Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana: Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede?
Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.
Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma. [puckers up]
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins.
Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lyme. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! SLUT!
Miranda: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
Audrey: Where were you?
Fletcher: Having sex.
Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone VERY special.
Fletcher: No, see - that's the thing... I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal.
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher: Yes I could. Bum: Well, will you?
Fletcher: No.
Bum: Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
Fletcher: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!
Quotes from the Matrix:
Matrix quotes on the IMDB
Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
posted by Bayard @ 2:54 PM
Quotes from Movies
Quotes from Swordfish
Swordfish quotes in the IMDB
What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?
Quotes from the Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring
Quotes from Austin Powers: International man of Mystery
Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me
Swordfish quotes in the IMDB
What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?
Quotes from the Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring
Quotes from Austin Powers: International man of Mystery
Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me
posted by Bayard @ 2:36 PM
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Books about Google
Google For Dummies (book) new for $3.50
Building your business with Google (book) $15
Google: The Missing Manual $14
How to Do Everything with Google like new for $5
Google Mousepad $4.25 (direct)
Google Khaki hat $8
Google fleece hat for winter $11.50
Blogger Brown T-shirt $10.50
Building your business with Google (book) $15
Google: The Missing Manual $14
How to Do Everything with Google like new for $5
Google Mousepad $4.25 (direct)
Google Khaki hat $8
Google fleece hat for winter $11.50
Blogger Brown T-shirt $10.50
posted by Bayard @ 2:29 PM
Saturday, January 15, 2005
My Quote that's on several websites as Barry Lewis
The quote that I submitted to Coolquotescollection.com on 12/22/2002, "Those who have powerful words can quite easily manipulate weak minds", has made it to several webpages, if you search for it on Google.
Unfortunately, I need to get the name changed from what I submitted originally "Barry Lewis" to "Bayard Lewis" so that I would have proof that it was my quote if anyone asked.
Internet Movie Database (imdb.com) this site has tons of info and is fun to look up quotes from movies like Liar Liar, Napoleon Dynamite,
Unfortunately, I need to get the name changed from what I submitted originally "Barry Lewis" to "Bayard Lewis" so that I would have proof that it was my quote if anyone asked.
Internet Movie Database (imdb.com) this site has tons of info and is fun to look up quotes from movies like Liar Liar, Napoleon Dynamite,
posted by Bayard @ 2:18 PM
Add Eugene Smith essay to Wikipedia
I should add the Eugene Smith info that I collected for my photo report to Wikipedia!!! There is hardly any info on him, and Wikipedia deserves more since it usually has tons of info.
My Page on Wildwestart.com my artist ID is 50.
My Page on Wildwestart.com my artist ID is 50.
posted by Bayard @ 2:08 PM
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Career Internship & other stuff
Yesterday I met with Brook Ann (Ray) again. . .I had her sign the form. . .but there's another part that I forgot to have her sign. Hopefully I can meet her again by Friday.
posted by Bayard @ 3:56 PM
